Yes - the Woodie Award!
In honor of the
March birthdays of Truly Bad Films, I distribute
annual Woodie Awards. In my Fair-n-Balanced® subjective manner, I award
Woodies to blogs who in the previous year have made me laugh so
hard I slumped over my keyboard squirting tears. The Woodie recognizes
those who have either written posts And/Or provided the
forum for comments that made me laugh until I was as weak as the Bingo gal after an AARP picnic. The writing
that made me laugh need not have been by the author/owner of the
blog. It could have been in a comment. Or it could have been a quote
in the blog post or in the comments. This is what the Woodie Award looks like:
The award is
named after Ed Wood, the unparalleled bad film maker. This is because
my blog is, from time to time, about bad film . . . and I like Ed Wood.
How often do you get to put a cross-dresser on an award and give
it to people? See! I had to do it. And then there was this whole
level of giving people "woodies" that my juvenile-impulse-controller
couldn't shut down. Sorry, world!
For 2007 we have only one winner. 2006 was a bad year for me and these hilarious peeps helped see me through. When the going got tough, they got funny. Sid F'er has the grace to make cancer hilarious and Moist Rub's mind needs it's own thought-wenches to rub down his brain with scented oils after churning out delightfully demented visions of genius.
The 2007 Winner of the esteemed Woodie Award is:
2006 Woodie
Award winners:
Ace of Spades for Robert Ebert Agrees With Me and Elegy for a Chief Engineer.
The Assimilated Negro for Letter To The Guy On The Train Who Was Looking At Me While Licking His Lips and Snotsicles™.
15 Minute Lunch for This Really (Un)Chafes My Ass and The Stuff I learn From My Own Blog
2005 Woodie
Award winners:
Ratty's Ghost
for Outside
the Rat's Nest.
Velociworld for Life
In The Fastidious Lane.
Red for "It's
exciting to be in a restaurant nude."
Dooce for Happy
Fourth Blog Birthday to this Behemoth of A Project.
Llama Butchers for the Photoshop I'll call Prince
Charles Commands Camilla.
Suburban Blight for Peanut
Eating Dog
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